Review: Lelo Adore Me Pleasure Set
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Lelo’s new Adore Me Pleasure Set is yet another addition to the giant pile of Fifty Shades-inspired products – but I would argue that if you’re going to succumb to...
View ArticleReview: We-Vibe Salsa
I feel pretty “meh” about the We-Vibe proper, but their clitoral vibes are the bomb-diggity. (Is that phrase still a thing?) Previously I swooned over the flat-tipped Tango, so I knew I’d like the...
View ArticleReview: Jimmyjane Iconic Wand
It’s funny that Jimmyjane made a toy called the Iconic Wand when the sex toy world already has an iconic wand. It’s a bit like if Samsung launched a phone called the Iconic Smartphone (bonus points if...
View ArticleReview: Satisfyer Pro 2
“It’s like a blowjob for your clit.” That was the buzz, back when suction-based toys like the Satisfyer and Womanizer first arrived on the market. It would be an understatement to say that my...
View ArticleReview: Lelo Heaven Scent Pleasure Set
Lelo wants you to feel ashamed of your junk. There’s no other possible explanation for this abomination. You don’t create a scented vibrator unless you believe genitals are inherently smelly and...
View ArticleReview: 5 Vibrators Under $30
When it comes to sex toys, you get what you pay for. There’s a reason my favorite toys range in price from $79 to $299. True, many of these are so pricey that I’d have to save up for them for months...
View Article10 Reasons the We-Vibe Tango is (Still) My Favorite Clit Vibe
I’m moving to a new home next week, and while I’ve packed up almost all the sex toys I’m planning on bringing, there were a few items I just had to leave out incase I needed them sometime before...
View ArticleMini Reviews: BeOne, Carter, & Star Delight
Time for some short reviews to catch up on my sex toy queue! Here are some toys I’ve been testing recently… The Fun Factory Be-One caught my attention immediately when I spotted it at ANME, because 1)...
View ArticleMini Reviews: Zumio S, Tenga SVR, & Satisfyer Curvy 2+
In January, a business associate flew me to California to attend ANME – the Adult Novelty Manufacturers’ Expo – to do intel for a prospective sex magazine project I had been hired to co-helm. My...
View ArticleI’m Surprised By How Much I Love This Little Lelo Vibe
Please excuse any pinkish stains you may see on the toy in these photos; they are not the toy’s fault, I just let it ride around in a makeup bag that had some red lipstick remnants inside it and I am...
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